Some Favorite Phone Conversations... :)

And now for a little levity: some of my favorite NanaPap messages:

1.  Ring. "HI Mom"
              "Hi Nancy, it's your Mom.  Quick question: I know that I have leukemia, but what's that other thing?"
               "Alzheimers"
               "Oh, that's right-- Alzheimers-- I keep forgetting!"

2. Ring. "Hi Mom"
              "Hi Nancy, it's your Mom.  Could you help me out? I'm lost.  I don't know where I am."
              "You are in your apartment."
              "I am?  How can you be sure?"
              "Because you are calling me from your house phone."
    Silence for a moment.  Giggle.  "You're right! Thanks hon." click.

3.  Voicemail message:
        "Hi Nancy.  This is Jane Papineau.  I just wanted to let you know that I am getting a bit confused, so I have decided that I am moving in with my daughter Nancy.  I think you have her number, but if you don't, you can call here and they can give it to you.  She lives just a few miles down the road, so you should be able to find me."  (Husband Tom, listening to this message... "Oh no she's not!" :))

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